Tater's Thoughts

shavingryansprivates:

striderstesticle:

shavingryansprivates:

crying is manly as shit

crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.

told u

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tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

(via sslarrytotheend)

deepskydiving:

everybodyska:

Having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once.

This is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever seen.

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Zayn Malik + Golden Oldies

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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

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supernatural-black-hole:

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

it’s the hannibal of bikini bottom

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Music Station mini stage

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robbingthestylescraddle:

I may have just run at my computer screen

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